Genie in the bottle.

Dah lama owner tak update blog ni. Beliau sibuk menjalankan amanah yg dipertanggungjawabkan di Lubuk Antu. So, hamba dengan tanpa segan silunya cuba menyerikan lagi blog yg telah dihasilkan. Maaflah sebab hamba tak berapa fasih untuk menulis menggunakan 'slang' sarawak.kalau nak klaka sikit2 tu boleh lah. Tapi nak menulis tak pandai.Takut nanti tersalah ejaan,lain pulak maksudnya. So, terimalah nukilan pertama hamba dalam blog ni.

One day, there is a dude who selling a smuggle 'parkway' cigarette, walking through the Nyelong by pass. Far in front of him, he saw a blinking bottle in the middle of the road. He took it off and 'goncang-goncang' until the bottle wanna pecah oredi.

Suddenly, there is a smoke coming up...well, like a famous genie story, the genie popping up from the top of the bottle.

Dude : whoaa..!! Genie, i hope i can make a wish ler.can right?
Genie : Sure..sure.. can.i'm a super power genie in this universe.but this time only one wish lah.
Dude: what.!! one wish oni ar? normally u'll offer 3 wishes.why now oni one?
Genie: Haihh...u know la nowadays got economics crisis somemore,so everything was cut off oredi.
Dude: Aik..u also effected ar? i thought it is only effected to human oni.
Genie: Of course la..everybody effected.So..U want to make a wish or not?If not, then i want
to go back and sleep.Soo sleepy already. Last night watch football.F**ker lah
LiberFOOL.
Dude:Oklah..oklah..I got a big problem here.My office's internet connection is damn slow
lah.Even my dial-up connection in my kampung is 10 times faster than my office
connection.Can u make the connection to become faster than any other internet
connection in the world?
Genie:Aiyak...my knowledge in networking is ciput oni maa..how can i resolved ur
problem.Make other wish lah.
Dude: Laa...u said just now that U're the super power genie.liar lah.Oklah..i change my wish.
This time i want u to make a political situation in Perak back to normal,peacefull,
harmony..etc.can ar?
Genie: What..!!
Dude : How !! can resolve ar?
Genie: Eh..u bring me to your office right now..I'll resolve your network connection in your office.